Posted by: anneghormley | September 11, 2009

TV shows I’ve been watching: Spring-Summer 2009 edition

Most of these shows (all but “Mad Men” and “Flight of the Conchords”) are brought to me by hulu.com.

madmen2Mad Men” (season one) – Never before have I seen a TV show that relies so completely on *style* for its existence. This is a beautiful show to look at; great colors, beautiful costumes, just an all-around high production value. There is a lot of winking and nudging from behind the camera. “See what we did there? The pregnant woman is drinking alcohol and smoking… because it’s the ’60s, and she didn’t know any better! Get it??” As I’ve watched, I’ve felt a sense of pessimism (despair?) from the writers. All TV characters are allowed to be (and should be) damaged — no one’s perfect. But these characters are beyond all hope, and we never see any redemption. Everyone is having an affair, or they want to have an affair, or they’re disrespectful, or just plain stupid.  As I sit and watch, I wonder, who am I supposed to be rooting for? Don Draper? Maybe, but he (and everyone else) is kind of a jerk.

jimmyfallonLate Night with Jimmy Fallon” – I love this show. Jimmy is so fun to watch. He tries a lot of new ideas, and encourages feedback from the fans. I love the “reality” series they put together over the summer (7th Floor West – a spoof of The Hills). Jimmy seems like such a normal guy, and he is good at *hosting.* He works to make his guests feel comfortable, is polite and funny (but at his own expense, not at the guest’s), and he’s not afraid to stop performing and simply listen to what the guests have to say (as opposed to some other hosts, who cling to their control over each interview). Also, I’m enjoying the Roots. They add a unique flavor to the show – a departure from the usual style you hear from a talk show band. Jimmy says over and over that they’re the “best band in late night,” and it’s true. They sound tighter, they’re more creative with music selection, they’re having a good time.  And so are we.  Thanks, Roots.

conanThe Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” – Conan is a force to be reckoned with. He’s a hilarious fellow, but tends to be a bit mean-spirited. He’s at his best when he’s playing off of Andy Richter. I’ve definitely seen enough of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (never been funny, IMO), and I’d be really happy if Max Weinberg and the Tonight Show Band would add a few new songs to their repertoire (I have HAD it with their “sexy actress” music cue they play all the time). Overall, I enjoy the show, but I find it pretty easy to go without watching.

conchordsFlight of the Conchords” (season one) – Hands down, the best show in recent memory whose subject is the third most popular novelty band to come out of New Zealand. Wow, these guys are funny. Amazingly clever music and lyrics, great script, very watchable. I could do with a bit less innuendo, but on the whole, their jokes are fresh and funny (take, for example, Bret’s “hair helmet…”).

deadlikemeDead Like Me” – Yes, I know it’s been years since this show was on TV, but it’s the first time I’ve watched it, so it counts as a show I can mention on this list. So. Okay, who here likes George as a main character, raise your hand. Anyone? Anyone? Correct, she is not very likable… she’s kind of whiny, in fact. Okay, next question. Who here saw some examples of HORRIBLE PARENTING done by George’s mom? Oh, wow – everyone raised their hand that time. Despite these problems (and other persistent problems like them), I made it all the way through both seasons of Dead Like Me. The concept of the show was pretty compelling (it’s about a group of grim reapers who must remove souls from bodies before accidental deaths occur – so that the victims will feel no pain as they die – then they must lead the soul into the unknown “beyond”). I really appreciated the tenderness and seriousness all of the reapers had as they approached their jobs. Though dead themselves, they never seemed completely desensitized to death. They considered each death with an understanding that this is not how things are supposed to be.

glee2Glee” – I watched the pilot episode last spring, and then I saw the second episode earlier this week. I kind of feel like I’m the only person in the world who DOES NOT LIKE this show. I can imagine the brainstorming scene now, as a Fox executive says at his big important meeting, “Hey, gang! Let’s put together a show about a group of larger than life stereotypical misfits who must overcome the overwhelming odds against them!” I am exhausted by this show. I can’t figure out who the network folks think will watch this. The demographic who will watch a show about a high school glee club has to be pretty limited. The singing and dancing is SO INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLE (as in – it’s too good for high schoolers to be producing this level of talent, especially in the limited prep time the plot gives them to do it). Also, a huge percentage of this show’s time is wasted on musical numbers. (And I’m saying that as a person who loves musicals!) I found myself in both episodes just wishing the singing and dancing would end. There’s too much sexual humor, and so much of the whole experience feels like it’s been recycled from every other show you’ve ever seen. There’s nothing new here. Not funny, not fresh. Yuck. I just don’t understand why so many friends (on Facebook, anyway) are so excited about Glee. It’s not very good, despite the money Fox has spent, hyping the heck out of it.  (Phew, end of rant.  Sorry, everyone.)  I will give Glee props for its use of the Swingle Singers in their soundtrack, that’s a nice touch.

mysocalledlifeMy So-Called Life” – I made it through about two and half episodes before I gave up. So much angst, so much ’90s. I hate watching bad parenting, unreasonable characters (and please don’t say, “They’re teenagers! They’re supposed to be unreasonable!”), and so much plot written to fit the preachy agenda of the show’s makers. I’ll pass.

spacedSpaced” – Love it. A quirky British comedy about a young man and a young woman who, both having been recently broken up with, pretend to be a couple so they can get a nicer apartment. The writing is snappy (but already, in a few places, feels slightly dated – they make a lot of pop culture references that will soon be lost to viewers), and the characters and plots are more creative than your typical 30-minute sitcom.

And there you have it, folks. Proof that I watch way too much TV.

Posted by: anneghormley | June 29, 2009

Bad ways to start a conversation

Scene: Anne is home alone, mid-day, mid-week. Doorbell rings. Two high-school-ish aged folks are standing on the doorstep. Well, actually, the girl was on the doorstep, and the guy was, like, 10 feet behind her on the sidewalk.

Anne: Yes?

Girl: Oh, you must be the busy mom!

Anne (already not warming up to this conversation): Um, no… I live here with roommates.

Girl: Oh. Well, I’m [name] and this is my vicious bodyguard, [name]. We’re doing a survey on all families in the area with elementary school-aged children.

Anne: Well, uh… we don’t have any.

Girl: So you guys are college students, huh?

Anne (argh!): Nope, we’re college grads.

Girl: …Oh… cool.

Girl proceeds to ask Anne if she knows which houses in the neighborhood have kids. Anne attempts to be kind and help her out.

Girl: Well, thanks. And one more thing – would you mind if I got some water from you? [Girl presents her near-empty water bottle to Anne].

Anne: O…kay, just a sec.
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Thanks for letting me share, blogworld. I thought that was a strange encounter… and I can’t quite figure out how to convey the extreme awkwardness of this situation. It was weird.

Posted by: anneghormley | May 13, 2009

Locke vs. Jacob

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Posted by: anneghormley | May 9, 2009

Doing the dishes was never so funny

Tonight I was over at my parents’ for dinner. Bess, Joseph and I were cleaning up in the kitchen afterward.

Joseph: Hey Anne, what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Anne: Um, I don’t know.

J: Matt!

A: Heh, heh, that’s pretty good.

J: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

A: …?

Bess: Art!

A: [laughs a bit harder this time]

J: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pond?

J & B: Bob!

Okay, after this much of the conversation, it was game on. The three of us stood there trying to come up with as many of these jokes as possible. Somehow, with each successive joke, the fact that the guy had no arms and no legs became less and less important, and they had a hilarious cumulative effect (read: Anne was doubled over with laughter). Here’s a sample of the surprisingly large set of jokes we made up. I’ve even put the answers at the bottom so you can attempt to figure them out on your own first.

1. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the morning?
2. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs plugged into a sound system?
3. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?
4. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is a thief?
5. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs between two tires?
6. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs and a speech impediment during a thunderstorm?
7. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs holding up a car?
8. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs with a lot of cash?
9. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is on fire?
10. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs going fishing?

Answers:
1. Don
2. Mike
3. Phil
4. Rob
5. Axel
6. Wayne
7. Jack
8. Bill (we decided that his brother could be Buck)
9. Cole
10. Rod

Posted by: anneghormley | April 13, 2009

Will you eat it!!?

Posted by: anneghormley | April 5, 2009

Buried Treasure… ?

I was sitting in my car the other day, trying to decide what CD to listen to.  I flipped through the pages of my CD book, and I noticed one that I haven’t listened to for quite a while, labeled “Misc. iTunes.”  I had no memory of what was on that mix, and I was very entertained as I popped it into the player and listened through.

All of the songs on this CD are significant to me somehow.  I’ve even blogged about a couple of them before.  The funny thing about the mix, however, is that it’s incredibly disjointed and eclectic.  The songs are all favorites, but they don’t all belong together.

I do kind of remember putting this CD together a while back, and I think they all ended up here because they were neglected on other mixes I had made.  So these are my poor homeless songs, in the order they occur on my miscellaneous mix.

1. Eternal Flame, by the Bangles

2. Gonna Fly Now, by Bill Conti

3. Call Me, by Blondie

4. Beyond the Sea, by Bobby Darin

5. Mister Blue Sky, by Electric Light Orchestra

6. Your Song, by Elton John

7. Wonderful Tonight, by Eric Clapton

8. [I can not remember the title of this one for some reason, but it is an awesome string quartet piece I heard on NPR one time.]

9. Final Countdown, by Europe

10. Ring of Fire, by Johnny Cash [sorry about the video on this one...]

11. Just Like Heaven, by Katie Melua

12. I Wanna Be Sedated, by The Ramones

13. Misty, by Sarah Vaughan

14. New Slang, by The Shins

15. Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer [the audio is pretty icky on this one, sorry]

16. Hushabye Mountain, by Stacey Kent

17. Mr. Roboto, by Styx

18. Eye of the Tiger, by Survivor

19. Telephone Hour, from Bye Bye Birdie

20. It’s Not Unusual, by Tom Jones

Like I said, it’s not a very coherent mix.  I enjoy all the tracks individually, but it’s rough shifting gears between the songs.  Also, feel free to roll your eyes at my songs.  I know they’re not the coolest, but I’m not (very) ashamed to admit I like them.

Posted by: anneghormley | April 1, 2009

No foolin’

I’ve seen two seagulls over the course of the past two days, flying over different sections of town.  Are there seagulls in Nebraska?  Or am I imagining things?

Posted by: anneghormley | March 24, 2009

What are the odds?

I’m currently on vacation with my mom and my sister.  All three of us have the exact same toothbrush.

Posted by: anneghormley | March 18, 2009

Honesty = Negativity?

I watched an episode of House yesterday where (as I understand it) the patient had neurological damage to the part of his brain that stores the inhibitors.  The result?  The patient was absolutely honest about everything that was on his mind.  He told the truth about everything – from telling Dr. Taub that his nose is laughably large, to telling the doctors that he thinks his daughter is intellectually below-average (while his daughter was in the room), to confessing to his wife that he thinks her career is worthless.

As Doctors Kutner and Taub discuss this, one of them mentions that after all these years, the patient is finally showing his “real” self.  The other doctor counters with the idea that if he’s spent so many years building up this “nice” persona, isn’t that just as much who he really is?

This situation just begs the question of all of us: What would I say?  What would I be like if that happened to me?

Personally, I try to be positive.  I try to be honest.  I don’t think I lie all the time, but I tend to focus on the positive side of the truth.  For example, when a student plays a piece for me, I critique by talking about what they did well, then mentioning how they can improve.  I don’t make comments like, “Boy, you really failed at measure 17.”  Is it somehow less honest to say, “Use more bow at measure 17 so you get a better tone”?

So what would I really say?  I have a feeling that most of it would be very self-oriented.  “I’m leaving my shoes on because my feet smell and my toes are gross.  I really like hanging out with you, but I’m worried you don’t like me because I never seem very smart or interesting around you.  I wish it wasn’t socially unacceptable to cut the cheese, because I’ve had really bad gas today.”  I’d wager that my “complete honesty” would be one long string of insecurities pouring out of my mouth.  If I ever got off the subject of myself, I hope my comments would not be too far away from how I already function around others.

I don’t like the notion that being completely honest means being rude or negative.  Our culture tells us that only naive, simple, ignorant people are nice.  We’re fed the lie that if we know or understand truth – if we’re really honest, then we’ll be much more negative.

What do you all think?

Posted by: anneghormley | March 6, 2009

Oh, Frankincense.

I love the movie Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.  It’s in my top five movies of all time, and I would love to be in it someday.  Surely we could have a Zion Church drama club of some sort put this on?

Anyway, I love the whole movie, but my favorite 15 seconds are in the barn dance when Frank and Millie dance.  It’s just perfect.  The choreography, the execution, the instrumental music (the violin part is so fun!), etc.  I love it.  It’s the last 15 seconds of the following clip.

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