We’ve all been faced with the daunting task of providing drinks for a party. The drinks *I* like are not the drinks that everyone *else* likes. How do I know what to get? Are we going to run out of Mountain Dew this time? Or are the people at this party going to head straight for the Dr. Pepper? If it’s a Ghormley party, is there enough Diet Coke?
As the party winds down, the host is faced with seven half-empty 2-liter bottles of soda. The host then tries to send these home with someone. Fact: no one wants them. They’re a few short hours from being completely flat, and it’s just not worth the trouble to take them home. The only way to avoid this problem is to purchase cans instead of 2-liters. But cans of soda are so much more expensive than 2-liters. And what if it’s a small party? Do I shell out the cash for a good variety of sodas? Or do I remain cheap and buy stuff that people don’t really like?
I give you - the variety 12-pack of soda! One 12-pack includes Diet Coke, Coca-cola, Fresca, A&W Root Beer, Mr. Pibb, Vault, whatever. (Pepsi, of course, can copy this idea and put their products together in one box).
Why don’t these exist? I can not even count the number of times I would have loved to purchase a variety 12-pack of soda. What are they waiting for? I can not be the first person to ever have this idea… can I?
Posted in Deep Thoughts, Get-Rich-Quick Schemes
