Posted by: anneghormley | October 26, 2007

I’m still having trouble imagining a talking lichen

I was pondering some deep thoughts recently, and I was thinking about the process of learning (especially in relation to language). When we’re young, we’re learning so many things. Every day, every moment practically, is filled with discovery. Since there is so much knowledge that’s being soaked up during this stage of life, it’s not surprising that we don’t remember learning it all. I don’t recall finding out that a book is called a “book,” nor do I remember the specific moment I found out it was spelled b-o-o-k.

All this to say, there are some things I *do* remember learning. Why have these moments in my educational history stuck themselves so firmly in my memory? As far as I can tell, none of these are associated with strong emotions or anything, they’re simply specific times when I learned something about English.

Here’s a brief list and description of some of the English lessons I remember:

  1. Third grade, spelling. I was one of the best spellers in my class. I rarely misspelled the words on the “smart kid” spelling list. One day, however, we were asked to spell “balloon.” I remember wondering which letters were doubled, and in the end, I got a little carried away. I spelled the word b-a-a-l-l-o-o-n. When Mrs. Nelson checked my paper and showed me my mistake, I planted the correct spelling in my brain. I haven’t misspelled it since.
  2. Fourth grade, vocabulary. We had a student teacher in our class, and she was helping us through our English reader. We were looking at a chapter from one of the “Little House” books. I remember the student teacher pointing out the word “desolate” and explaining its definition. That day, the word became a permanent part of my vocabulary.
  3. Fourth grade, spelling. Dad was helping me study my spelling list at home. I kept messing up the word “calendar.” I would spell it with an e-r at the end, then say, “A-r? E-r? E-r. A-r?” I said both endings so much that I had no idea which was correct. Dad finally said, “Okay, now spell it backwards. Radnelac.” I stumbled through the backwards spelling of the word, but that silly challenge cemented the a-r in my brain.
  4. Fifth grade, pronunciation. Mrs. Comer was reading out loud to our class as we followed along in our readers. Sometimes she read, sometimes she would call on individual students to read out loud. When Mrs. Comer got to the word “depot,” she pronounced it “dee-poh.” I realized at that moment that my mental pronunciation (”dee-pot”) was incorrect. I was thrilled that I hadn’t been the one reading out loud that time.
  5. Seventh grade, vocabulary. We were studying science fiction in our English class. Each student got to choose one of four novels to read (then discuss with the other students who had also chosen that book). I chose the book with the most interesting title: Interstellar Pig. The vague memory I have of the story is that at some point, (I think) one of the characters turned into a lichen. None of the kids in my group knew what a lichen was, and it was near impossible to figure it out from context clues. When we looked it up and applied the definition to the book, we were all like, “…Mm-hmm…”

Do any of you have specific memories of learning? (They don’t have to be English-language-specific, if you remember something like math more clearly.)

Responses

It seems like a lot of those memories of learning something tend to be of re-learning or un-learning something, when you realize you believed something that is actually incorrect (e.g. a misspelling, mispronunciation, etc.). Those learning events stick out even more keenly in the mind when they were public and embarassing. :) What’s that, adopted Korean friend? Seoul isn’t pronounced “See-ole”? Um…”Soul”…that’s what I said…

I commonly mispronounce things, but I’ve always been an excellent speller. My favorite mispronunciation? Chaos. I pronounced it “ch-aa-oohs” for the longest time. I particularly remember the spelling bee at the one-room schoolhouse (do you remember going there?) and I ended up winning because I spelled the word Bible correctly, with a “capital B” not just “b.”

Ugh! I was *dismissed* from that same spelling bee when I went to Heritage School because of that same stupid specification. I was given the word “Indian,” and I spelled it without a “capital I.” I was embarrassed and annoyed to get out several rounds earlier than I thought I should have.

Same family, same building, same spelling test, same word, same “mistake”, same indignation.

Just 4 years earlier.

Only difference? I wasn’t embarrassed. I was angry. I knew it was a load back then just as much as I know it is today.

I never think about this until someone brings up Heritage School and then it just gets me mad all over again.

Third grade, preparing for the city-wide spelling bee with other kids, and my mom asks me to spell “minstrel.” I spell out “menstrual” and in the process learn what both words mean. That year I lost my place in the bee with “affadavit.” Has any third grader heard that word before? I recall spelling it somewhat like my dad’s name. : )

S - I never knew you were eliminated for the same reason! Crazy!

R - Wow, that’s a tough word. I never participated in the city-wide spelling bee, but I kind of wish I would have. The only “bee” I almost took part in was the geography bee. I made it to the finalist round within my middle school, and I remember being frustrated because I knew everyone *else’s* answers, I just didn’t know the answers to the questions they asked me.

Sorry Sam, for bringing up such painful memories. If it makes you feel better, I had been tipped off about the capital letter stuff by my 4-years-older-sister, who got screwed over like yourself. And my gloried moment didn’t last–the teacher whacked me across the hand with a ruler for having “shoddy” writing during the penmanship bit. I was mad because when had I ever written with a quill and ink bottle? You try making a cursive Q with a blunt feather.

Did the teacher really hit you?? That’s the kind of thing that would result in a lawsuit today.

I bet it doesn’t happen at the Heritage School today! And yes, the teacher did whack my hand with a ruler–it was all in keeping with experiencing school back in the 1800’s or something like that. I also got in trouble for bringing my lunch in a paper sack and not a bucket, as was specified as an option. Needless to say, the Heritage teacher was a hardass.

I remember that Heritage School spelling bee. In my class, it was “o’clock” that screwed everybody up.

I was in a citywide spelling bee in 7th? 8th? grade, and got out for a stupid mistake. My word was “cytoplasm,” and the first letter I said was “s.” I really, really knew it started with “c,” but I was just thinking ahead in the word, and it slipped out. Aargh.

Bess

What a great post!

I fell off the monkey bars within the first ten minutes at the babysitters on my parents’ tenth anniversary. Not wanting to spoil their fun, the babysitters (a family) didn’t call, and I sat on the couch all night with my arm on ice. My dad took me to the ER when they got home, and I was so relieved when the doctor said my arm was *fractured*. “At least it’s not broken,” I thought. So, yeah, that’s how I learned that synonym.

My first missed spelling word was in third grade. We had two tests in a row that day, and I realized sometime during the second test that I had missed one on the first. I cried, partly because I was kind of a dramatic kid (imagine!) and partly because of the utter unfairness of it all. How was I to know that my classmate Matthew Reichert spelled his name with two ts?

I mispronounced words often when I was growing up. “Aunt-um” for autumn. “Co-lye-sion” for collision. “Massacre” for mascara. I never lived that one down. :)

Third grade, multiplication tables. We had songs for each number, and I still remember them. In fact, I was singing them in the car just the other day!

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